Jess: [sings] Happy birthday, dude!
Cece: Hello.
Jess: I made you a cake.
Cece: Can't. Booked a car show for tomorrow, and I have been so good this week. I lost four pounds.
Jess: Oh, come on, Cece. It's your birthday. We're gonna eat cake, we're gonna watch Clueless on VHS, and we're gonna try to make prom dresses out of towels. Obviously, just like we always do.
[flashback:]
Young Jess: As if! As if is, like, the funniest thing ever.
Young Cece: I wish I had a stepbrother to fall in love with.
Young Jess: I know, right? Paul Rudd.