Quote from Jess in Fluffer
Jess: Hey, Nick, you ready? Nick: Yeah. Jess: So it's not available at the closest Ikea, but it is available at the second-closest Ikea, which is about 45 minutes... if we could drive over the reservoir. But we can't, so... it's about an hour and a half. Nick: Cool. Jess: [chuckles] I had so much sex last night.