Jess: I just want to say that I had meaningless, wonderful sex last night with Sam. And that sex would not have been possible without the efforts of a one Nick Miller.
Nick: Uck. But okay.
Jess: I don't want to kiss and tell, but he did ruin my dresser during intercourse.
Nick: Come on! Why are you saying that?
Jess: Will you go to Ikea with me?
Nick: Sure, I'm not doing anything. But don't let me lay my eyes on the Malm collection. I can't afford it, and I'm a sucker for it every time.
Jess: I'll go get my golf pencils.