Schmidt: Jess, I get it... you're the type of person that... you need to ease into these kind of things. Let us take you out tonight, okay? And that way, you... you can feel like, you know, you're going on a date first.
Jess: Yes! Like we're all dating in a large, nonsexual friend group.
Nick: My nightmare. Have fun. I'm out.
Jess: Come on, Nick. Please?
Nick: Why are you doing this, Jess? Why don't you just date a guy that... I don't know... you like?
Jess: This is good for me. I always jump into relationships. Plus, Sam's not the kind of guy you spend Saturdays in your sweatpants with. He's the kind of guy... You bone.