Winston: The belt, Schmidt. Please explain the belt.
Schmidt: It's after Labor Day. I'm wearing whales.
Winston: The dumbest thing ever.
Nick: You look like the bad guy in an '80s high school movie.
Schmidt: I'll have you guys know that Kanye wore this belt, okay? Let me just say that word one more time: Kanye.
Winston: Kanye?
Schmidt: Yeah, and he looked beautiful in it. His whole midsection lit up.
Winston: What is your obsession with Kanye?
Schmidt: Befriending Kanye is the most efficient way for me to jump social strata. Now all I have to do is meet him, and then dazzle him to the point that we're each other's last call before bed. "Yo, what up, K?" "Yeah, I'm just going to sleep." "You watching Fallon? That brother's crazy."