Sam: Hey.
Jess: Sam, hi.
Sam: Katie?
Jess: Not Katie.
Sam: Yeah, uh, I'm sorry to come over here unannounced. I didn't... I just wanted to tell you that I don't... I don't care that you lied to me. I lied, too. Half my profile is a lie. I am not a shy food blogger who wants a destination wedding in Scotland, okay? I don't open up the more you get to know me. I mean, I, you know, Internet date so I don't have to sleep with people I work with. I do like Creed, though.
Jess: I hate Creed.
Sam: I don't care what you like or what your name is, or... anything about you. And the good news is you don't have to care about me either. And we can still tear each other apart. What do you think?
Jess: You know what? I'm gonna say yes, I think. Yeah, let's do this. Um... Do we start now or later or now?