Nick: And you guys are wrong about Chloe. Okay, Chloe is smart and she's mature and she knows about art and famous artists like Banksy and the guy who did the Obama poster and, you know, like, Chalk Outline Guy.
Sarah: [giggles] That's stupid. Your eyes are so brown. They look like poop.
Nick: Be honest with me... do my eyes look like poo?
Schmidt: There's a bit of a, a poopy-ish hue.
Jess: Old poo eyes.