Schmidt: I'm the girl, and the whole objective is to get me out of the front door as fast as you possibly can.
Nick: Let's do this.
Schmidt: Ready?
Nick: Yeah. What's your name?
Schmidt: My name is Janine, all right? God. [sighs]
Nick: Don't make that sound.
Schmidt: Good morning, Nick. You really gave it to me good last night. You gave me the full business, yeah.
Nick: This is really weird, Schmidt.
Winston: It's one of the weirder things we've done, right?