Jess: You have a secret. You have a secret.
Nick: No, you have a secret.
Jess: Turn around.
Nick: You turn around.
Jess: Let me see your back.
Nick: Please don't. Just be cool about...
Jess: Ew, gross. J'accuse, Miller, j'accuse. You fold like a lawn chair. Fold, fold. Yes, you ... fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold.
Nick: Winston told me Cece and Schmidt are sleeping together!
Winston: Come on, man!