Cece: Hey, someone left your door open.
Dirk: Someone left your face beautiful.
Cece: Who is that?
Jess: Apparently, his name is Dirk.
Cece: Sorry, Dirk, I'm seeing somebody.
Dirk: But should that stop you from seeing this?
Cece: Yeah!
Dirk: That's awesome. Does he keep you happy?
Cece: He does what he's told.
Dirk: So you're the boss and he's your little secretary? Oh, you're a sex-cretary?
Cece: I am definitely the boss.
Nick: Sex-cretary, he just made that up.