Nick: Look, Dirk's a good guy. He was my roommate when I was in law school. Smartest guy I know.
Jess: So, he's a lawyer?
Nick: No, he's not a lawyer, but he does have a law degree, a business degree, and a master's in agriculture. He's kind of like a degree collector. He's got his PhD in poetry, so...
Jess: That sucks for poems.