Winston: Why do we have to go to this office party tonight?
Schmidt: Because it's the last night before you guys go home to your families, and we got to blow this thing out, man. Plus, it'll be a good opportunity for you to do some networking. Help with the job search. I'm telling you, everybody's hitting the nog, having a good time, letting loose. You swoop in there, and then boom... new job, man. That's how things work. You know, Benjamins in your pocket, La Pen-si-own, little four-to-the-oh-to-the-one-to-the-kay.
Winston: You're making me want to stay broke.