Schmidt: Gretchen, you think that, like, hooking up at all these weddings... I mean, one of these times, we go on an actual date.
Gretchen: No, I'm just using you for your body.
Schmidt: Oh, okay, cool. How many more of these things?
Gretchen: [showing a slide] We're just getting started.
Schmidt: That yellow helmet is... ugh.
Gretchen: Tonight, I'm gonna get certified on the River Schmidt.