Jess: So Coach said, that they used to play basketball together at college, but then Winston went pro...
Schmidt: In Latvia, okay? He went pro in Latvia, there's a big difference. Well the team logo is a fig. Just a.. just a one single fig.
Jess: Oh, you're jealous. That's so cute.
Schmidt: Of Winston? No no no. Look, I'm not jealous of Winston. Okay, it's been two years. He's gonna have to recognize I'm a lot flyer now. Want to see me flex my base? [takes shirt off]
Nick: Nah, nah, nah. Put your shirt on.
Schmidt: Let me flex my base. Let me flex my base, man.
Nick: Put your shirt on.
Schmidt: Baboom.
Nick: It's the morning.