Nick: I'm sorry.
Coach: I'm his trainer so, er, it's kind of the house that coach built right here.
Nick: What are we looking at here? That's baby smooth.
Schmidt: This is LLS. Ladies Love Schmidt.
Coach: What!? What did you just say? Go put a dollar in the jar right now.
[The camera cuts to a jar labeled "Douchebag Jar"]
Schmidt: Are you serious?
Coach: Yeah! Now.
Schmidt: Dammit.
Nick: LLS, what is wrong with you?