Jess: I knew you guys needed to say good-bye. [chuckles] Isn't it amazing how easy it is to do the right thing when you have no other alternative?
Winston: Totally. [chuckles] Like this. Ah, the old loft candy dish. [inhales deeply]
Schmidt: That's the cast from when I broke my pen1s.
Winston: [screams] Shut up!
Schmidt: You know, most people wouldn't want to revisit some of the more painful moments in their lives, but, you know what, Jess, thank you for this, 'cause I do. Thank you.
Jess: Oh, Schmidt, you take that. [Schmidt stammers] You're gonna want it. Honestly, it's your penis. You earned it.