Schmidt: [on the phone with Cece] Cece, I was up all night trying to put Ruth to sleep. I'm losing my mind. I feel like I'm in the third act of a Darren Aronofsky film.
Ruth: Cheers, Daddy!
Cece: Yeah, tell me about it. I'm wiped, too. I think I put on your underwear this morning.
Schmidt: If I'm being totally honest, I wore your underpants once to a yoga class. Ruth, do you want to go to sleep?
Ruth: No way.
Cece: If you do, I'll write you a check for $6,000.
Ruth: Checks! Checks! Yay, checks!
Schmidt: That didn't quite go as planned.
Cece: You know what, all I actually have to do is get to this lunch with Jess. Which is gonna be really fun.
Ruth: Let's play patty-cake.
Cece: Sorry to talk about a fun lunch while you're at home.
Schmidt: No, look, we have a kid now. One of us should be enjoying our lives.
Cece: [yawning] Yeah, you're right. We should enjoy our lives.
Schmidt: Go to your adult lunch. Eat, drink, and come home and tell me of the world out there. Remember me to the people. Cece, I-I love you. C-Cece? Hello?