Jess: Feminist icons... very sophisticated theme. At my third birthday party, the theme was hamburgers.
Schmidt: Well, Ruth asked for Wonder Woman, so I ran with it, because this party has got to be perfect. You remember her first birthday.
[flashback to Winston stopping CPR on a magician]
Schmidt: Which led to a downtick in attendance at her second birthday.
[flashback:]
Winston: His greatest trick was making us remember.
[present:]
Schmidt: So this year, I invited every three-year-old in a ten-mile radius.
Cece: And now you can relax and enjoy your daughter's birthday party?
Schmidt: Yeah. Uh, sure. "Relax and enjoy." You keep me young, Cece. Thanks. Ten years in marketing, three years in fatherhood and six months of planning this party, I feel like my entire life has been leading up to this very moment.