Nick: Is that why you've been acting so weird?
Jess: I haven't been acting weird.
Nick: You've been weird since the day I got back from New Orleans. You're acting really squirrelly. You don't think I've noticed, but I've noticed.
Jess: Okay, you're way off base.
Nick: I mean, what is it? I took your advice... I'm gonna be with somebody who I find really special on Christmas.
Jess: Nick...
Nick: But, surprise, I've still done something wrong.
Jess: Don't go to Seattle. Trust me.
Nick: Why is nothing I do ever good enough for you? What do you want from me? I'm doing everything I can here!
Jess: Nick, I'm flying Reagan out from Seattle to surprise you. I'm your Secret Santa, you jerk. [exits]
Nick: So this is what it feels like to be instantly sorry.