Schmidt: Unmoved. Had you drawn a picture poo-poo, would that have been a good gift for my Cece?
Winston: [laughing] It would have been hilarious. Look, Schmidt, I get it that you are closer to her than I am.
Schmidt: Uh-huh.
Winston: However, I got my own thing going on with her. And I feel like you don't respect that.
Schmidt: Closer to her?
Winston: You are.
Schmidt: That's a good way to describe our relationship, comparatively to yours.
Winston: Yeah. Yeah.
Schmidt: Yes, considering we are man and wife.