Quote from Robby in Christmas Eve Eve
Jess: I get Nick the perfect gift, and then he goes and buys it for himself. What am I supposed to get him now? Robby: You could get Nick some tap shoes, right? They do make walking fun. Jess: [scoffs] I told you that about tap shoes, you tree. Now think, Jessica. You're the greatest gift-giver of all time. [gasps] I've got it. Robby: Whatever it is, I got it covered. Jess: Oh, no, Robby. What I'm giving him cannot be wrapped. Robby: Is it a memory? Jess: No. Robby: Ah. A house? Jess: No.