Jess: I get Nick the perfect gift, and then he goes and buys it for himself. What am I supposed to get him now?
Robby: You could get Nick some tap shoes, right? They do make walking fun.
Jess: [scoffs] I told you that about tap shoes, you tree. Now think, Jessica. You're the greatest
gift-giver of all time. [gasps] I've got it.
Robby: Whatever it is, I got it covered.
Jess: Oh, no, Robby. What I'm giving him cannot be wrapped.
Robby: Is it a memory?
Jess: No.
Robby: Ah. A house?
Jess: No.