Nick: Fine, you don't want it? You can't have it. I'll get it removed and we can go about our lives again in a week.
Cece: You know it costs, like, two grand and takes a year or something, right?
Nick: Well, I did not know that. Okay? I didn't know that. Well, that really sucks for me. But fine, then that's your present.
Schmidt: That's not a present. Look Nick, I appreciate you trying to do something meaningful for us, but just give us the blender you bought.
Nick: Well, the jokes on you, I burnt out the motor making a bubble gum smoothie.
Schmidt: You're back on the registry then.
Nick: I won't do it! It's a list made by robots.
Schmidt: Idiot! Trying to get me something meaningful! The only thing meaningful to me is the blender!