Nick: [phone buzzes] Oh, it's Reagan. Oh, whoa. You know, I've always wanted to do this. Uh, read out loud.
Female voice: In Omaha. Heart emoji. Smiling pile of poo emoji. I want my tongue emoji on your monkey emoji.
Nick: Eh, come on, that's a little private. S-Sorry about that.
Jess: She wants to tongue your monkey?
Winston: What's your monkey?
Schmidt: Smiling pile of poo?