Schmidt: See, this just proves my theory that if you were a man, you would have a very difficult time getting an erection.
Jess: You have a theory about that?
Schmidt: You're putting way too much pressure on yourself. It's a date, it's not the rest of your life. You had a good time, right?
Jess: Well, yeah, it was Robby. He's the funniest guy in the world.
Schmidt: So lighten up. If you want to kiss him, kiss him. Who knows... maybe you'll see if you have magic then.