Adrian Monk Quote #2622
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Dog
Natalie: That's a good girl. That's a good girl. You're doing great. Mr. Monk, please bring me a towel. Keep breathing. Oh, I know it hurts. I've been there, too. Where'd you get the mask?
Adrian Monk: Left top drawer.
Natalie: It's a natural thing, Mr. Monk. Your mother did it, twice.
Adrian Monk: You're not helping at all. She didn't do it in somebody's living room! She didn't go surprising people. Why- Why didn't you tell me she was pregnant?
Natalie: I didn't know. Nobody knew.
Adrian Monk: Come on, you're a woman. How could you not know? It's a disaster. Little animals coming out of other animals. What was God thinking?
Natalie: Oh, it's the miracle of life. It's a beautiful thing. [Shelby weeps] OK, that's not such a beautiful thing. I mean, in general.
Adrian Monk: This is what I get for trying to be nice, and open my-
Natalie: Your heart?
Adrian Monk: My house! For opening my house!
Natalie: You opened your heart, Mr. Monk. Don't close it now.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you all once again for coming. You know the situation. We're looking for a woman. Her name is Amanda Castle.
Lieutenant Disher: Although any dead body would be of interest to us.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you, Randy.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: I'm so worried about Shelby. She's been acting strangely. Look at her. She hasn't eaten all day.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe she witnessed the murder. She saw Dewitt kill Amanda and now he's afraid that she'll identify him.
Adrian Monk: How?
Lieutenant Disher: She could bark at him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, as far as I know, in the state of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe Dewitt's afraid they'll change the rule.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What, change the rule against dogs testifying in court?
Lieutenant Disher: You know, one of those referendums. It is California.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired, I don't know if that even makes any sense.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Be nice if we had a body. She could be anywhere.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, no, not quite anywhere. All right, this is her house, and we know it's not there. This is the park we checked yesterday. It's not there. That's my house. We can eliminate that.
Natalie: Oh, and this office.
Lieutenant Disher: That's true. It's not here. Captain? Is there anything you want to eliminate?