Adrian Monk Quote #2424
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Adrian Monk: Okay, look, all I'm asking is this: did anyone else see anything last night?
Sheriff Fletcher: No, sir. Nothing was reported. You know, the weather out here can be a little bit tricky. Occasionally we get something called dry lightening.
Adrian Monk: No, this wasn't lightening. It was a vehicle. It was a flying thing.
Sheriff Fletcher: Okay. Where are you staying?
Adrian Monk: Oh, we're at the Sleep Inn out on Route 4.
Sheriff Fletcher: Okay, well, I will call you if I hear anything. Thank you so much for stopping by.
Adrian Monk: Okay, can I just say one thing here? Okay, I am not one of those, you know, nuts. I'm a former detective. I work for the San Francisco police quite a bit. In fact, you can call them.
Sheriff Fletcher: That won't be necessary. I believe you saw what you saw. Let me show you something, Mr. Monk. These are the cases that I have pending. I've got a rabid raccoon on the loose. And I've got teenagers knocking over some mailboxes. And now I've got Dolly who thinks that her neighbor's gone missing. And this is a busy week for me. To tell you the truth, I kind of hope you're right. I mean, a Martian invasion would be quite a nice change of pace around here.
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‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.