Lieutenant Disher Quote #224
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you recognize him?
Steven Connelly: No. No, was he one of them?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You tell us. You got the best look at them.
Steven Connelly: Uh, I was pretty busy opening the safe. Getting beat up. Besides, they were wearing masks.
Lieutenant Disher: [sighs] I think that's it.
Steven Connelly: Was he the one that was shot?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. No, he died of a heart attack. We found him in a parking lot in Pacific Heights.
Steven Connelly: I'm sorry I can't help you.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, I think that's it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Can you think of anything else? [Disher sighs]
Steven Connelly: Uh...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anything at all? [Disher whimpers] Okay, if you do, please give me a call.
Steven Connelly: Absolutely.
Lieutenant Disher: I have a question. Where's your bathroom?
Steven Connelly: It's in the lobby, but it's out of order.
Lieutenant Disher: Do you have another one for executives?
Steven Connelly: No, we've been using the one in the deli around the block. No further questions. Captain, I'll meet you out front. [runs out]
‘Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: There's a contest. It's like a promotional thing. Collect all the pieces, you get free refills for life. I've been looking for this one for six months. Ha, free refills for life. Captain. Captain, I drink four of these a day. I live to be 100, that's, like, a million dollars.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, a security guard was shot and killed. This is a homicide investigation.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir, I know. This coupon is three weeks old. CSI guys just cleared it. It's not part of the case. Cap- Captain, you're a spiritual person. I mean, you believe in God, right? I think this happened for a reason. Him dying, me finding this.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are you talking about?
Lieutenant Disher: Circle of life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's The Lion King.
Lieutenant Disher: Exactly. Except instead of a lion, it's me. And instead of a baby cub, it's a Diet Coke.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, I'm gonna let you have the receipt on one condition. You know what you just said about the lion, and the baby cub, and the Diet Coke? You don't ever repeat that again as long as I'm alive, understood?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: [phone buzzes] I'm sorry. Um, your mother? Any meals in particular that you might, uh-
Adrian Monk: You want to take that call?
Dr. Kroger: No, no. It's just Troy, my son. It's a message from his school. He didn't show up again.
Adrian Monk: Maybe he's sick.
Dr. Kroger: No, he's not sick. He's probably in some parking lot listening to trash metal music and skateboarding with his friends. You know, the truth is I'm at a loss here. I have been a therapist for 22 years. I- I don't know what to do with him.
Adrian Monk: Would you like me to talk to the boy?
Dr. Kroger: No. No, thank you.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Something is not right. I don't trust them.
Adrian Monk: Why not?
Natalie: Because they're guys, teenage guys.
Adrian Monk: So that automatically means they're lying?
Natalie: Yes, it does.