Adrian Monk Quote #1563
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Max Hudson: Yeah, seriously, though. Are- Are you married? Because that's a woman I would love to meet. [sexual groaning sound effects]
Adrian Monk: I was married. Her name was Trudy. She died. She was murdered. It was a car bomb.
Max Hudson: Aw, man, that sucks.
J.J. the Joke Machine: Oh, man. That sucks. May she rest in peace.
Max Hudson: Well, rest in pieces. I mean, at least my wife was buried in a coffin. What was Trudy buried in, a bunch of little snack bags?
Natalie: Let me in there!
Little Willie Karelli: Whoa, whoa, Max, take it easy.
Max Hudson: Seriously. You should have called me in. I could've helped you with the case. I'm great with jigsaw puzzles.
Adrian Monk: Are you joking about Trudy?
Max Hudson: "Adrian, I'm wanna use the car now. Go for a drive. What's this button do?" [mimics explosion] I bet you need a whole buncha wipes that day, huh? Hey, by the way, you know the last thing that went through your wife's mind-- the steering wheel.
[Monk jumps onto the table and lunges at Max Hudson]
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk! Mr. Monk! Mr. Monk!
Max Hudson: Thanks for stopping by, Adrian. Come by anytime. Be right back.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]