Adrian Monk Quote #1456
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
Jack Monk: Merry Christmas!
Adrian Monk: I- I didn't get you anything.
Jack Monk: Oh, yes, you did. Here, it's all yours. I'll be right with you. Your first bike. Get on. I'll be holding you. Go ahead. Don't be afraid. That's it. Now I got you.
Adrian Monk: Don't let go.
Jack Monk: So there's nothing to be afraid of. Are you ready, sir? Okay, start pedaling. Let's go. Slowly.
Adrian Monk: Don't let go.
Jack Monk: I'm not. Okay. Go straight, go straight. That's it. Make a turn now. To the left. Easy, easy. Easy. That's it. Pedal a little faster. Oh, you're doing great. You got it. You got it. You got it! Look at you! That's it, like you've been doing it all these years.
Adrian Monk: Dad, can I get some mud flaps?
Jack Monk: Come on. Yes, you can. That's my boy! Come on. Big circle. Big circle. Keep your eye on the road. I'm with you. That's it. Pedal harder. Keep pedaling. Go straight. Straight, straight. Go ahead, go ahead.
Adrian Monk: Hey, Dad, watch this.
Jack Monk: Go ahead. That's my boy. Come back. Come towards me. The finish line. Will he make it? Yes! Let me hear the bell. That a boy.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Meets His Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Man: [over radio] Atticus One, this is Gumbo Pot. Thought you'd like to know you're coming up on a plain brown wrapper.
Adrian Monk: Roger that. If we see it, we will stop and pick it up.
Jack Monk: No! "Plain brown wrapper." That's an unmarked police car. He's trying to warn us.
Adrian Monk: Gumbo Pot, this is Atticus One. You're making it harder for the Highway Patrol to enforce the local speed limit. Which isn't very cool. Over.
Man: Jack, who the hell is that?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: They smell great.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Oh, can I have that one?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you have to wait. They're for the party.
Adrian Monk: Please, just that one, that Christmas tree.
Natalie: No see, then you'll want another one, she'll want one. I didn't make enough.
Adrian Monk: Natalie! Please. Just one cookie. One stupid cookie. I'm beseeching you. I promise I'll never ask for anything else. Please. Please, I gotta have that cookie!
Natalie: Okay, fine. Take the cookie.
Adrian Monk: Thank you. [puts it in the trash] That was a little crooked. What's up with that elf?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, the elf is perfect.
Adrian Monk: A little droopy.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk? I'm, Randy Disher. I work with your son. This is an honor. And a pleasure and a privilege.
Jack Monk: Why?
Lieutenant Disher: I- I don't know. I just thought it was an honor and a pleasure. I could be wrong.