Adrian Monk Quote #1454
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
Ben Glazer: Well, better late than never. Now who is this? Come on now. You know the rule about passengers riding in the cab.
Jack Monk: And you the rule about killing your partner.
Midland Detective: Hello, Ben. Told you we might be back. This is a warrant for your arrest.
Ben Glazer: You've gotta be kidding me. We've gone all through this stuff.
Adrian Monk: You were with your partner, Kenneth Woods, when he was killed. We can prove that.
Ben Glazer: [scoffs] Jack, who the hell is this guy?
Jack Monk: He's my son.
Ben Glazer: I don't believe this. Some orthopedist from Baltimore is accusing me...
Jack Monk: This is another son. Adrian. A homicide detective.
Adrian Monk: Ex-detective. I hope to be reinstated soon.
Jack Monk: You didn't apply yet?
Adrian Monk: Dad, I'm fine, all right.
Jack Monk: You want me to make a call?
Adrian Monk: Okay, look, I can take care of myself.
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‘Mr. Monk Meets His Dad’ Quotes
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Man: [over radio] Atticus One, this is Gumbo Pot. Thought you'd like to know you're coming up on a plain brown wrapper.
Adrian Monk: Roger that. If we see it, we will stop and pick it up.
Jack Monk: No! "Plain brown wrapper." That's an unmarked police car. He's trying to warn us.
Adrian Monk: Gumbo Pot, this is Atticus One. You're making it harder for the Highway Patrol to enforce the local speed limit. Which isn't very cool. Over.
Man: Jack, who the hell is that?
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Julie Teeger: They smell great.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Oh, can I have that one?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you have to wait. They're for the party.
Adrian Monk: Please, just that one, that Christmas tree.
Natalie: No see, then you'll want another one, she'll want one. I didn't make enough.
Adrian Monk: Natalie! Please. Just one cookie. One stupid cookie. I'm beseeching you. I promise I'll never ask for anything else. Please. Please, I gotta have that cookie!
Natalie: Okay, fine. Take the cookie.
Adrian Monk: Thank you. [puts it in the trash] That was a little crooked. What's up with that elf?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, the elf is perfect.
Adrian Monk: A little droopy.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk? I'm, Randy Disher. I work with your son. This is an honor. And a pleasure and a privilege.
Jack Monk: Why?
Lieutenant Disher: I- I don't know. I just thought it was an honor and a pleasure. I could be wrong.