Adrian Monk Quote #649
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather
Jimmy Lu: 98. No. Sorry. 99.
Adrian Monk: Uh, are you, are you stopping? Are you stopping? You just, you did 99. You can't just stop.
Jimmy Lu: Why not?
Adrian Monk: Well, it's not, it's just... It's not right. Why don't you do one more?
Jimmy Lu: 99 is plenty. 99 is my record.
Sharona: Uh, Mr. Lu, have you ever been to Salvatore's barbershop?
Adrian Monk: Let's just make it an even 100. Come on, one more. One more. Sharona, give him a little boost there.
Sharona: I'm not giving him a boost.
Jimmy Lu: How many can you do, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. But I know this. if I ever did 99, I, I wouldn't stop. I'd dig down, deep down.
Jimmy Lu: All right. I'll do one more. Because you're a friend of Salvatore's. Tell Salvatore I'm sorry about what happened. It's bad business. Bad for everybody.
Adrian Monk: No. No. You just did two. Why did you do that? Now he's gotta do 99 more. Now you have to do 99 more. I'm just... I'm exhausted.
‘Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: You gave him your word.
Agent Colmes: The deal's void, Captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let me tell you something, Colmes. Adrian Monk may be afraid of milk and germs and elevators and puppies, but you, you couldn't pack that man's lunch.
Agent Colmes: Uh, that's true, actually. I've seen that man pack a lunch. He's insane. It was great working with you, Captain.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Hey, Vince. Vince, you know, you, you don't have to follow us around. If we have something to report back to you, I, I promise we're going to call.
Vince: Uncle Sal told me to keep an eye on you. It's for your own protection.
Adrian Monk: It's a little insulting. I haven't needed a babysitter since I was 19.
Sharona: You had a babysitter when you were 19?
Adrian Monk: Everybody did. It was the late '70s. It was a crazy time.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Okay, okay. Here's the thing. I can't have anything taped to my chest.
Agent Colmes: Oh, that's fine. Come here, let me show you this. Uh, you see, these days we can put a transmitter just about anywhere on the human body. We have six options.
Adrian Monk: Number one is out. Number two... Uh, you wouldn't actually shave me there, would you? Okay.
No, thank you. Number three...
Sharona: What if you have to sit down?
Adrian Monk: Right. Good point. Number four... Even if I die, don't let them do number four.
Lieutenant Disher: Number five.
Adrian Monk: I'll do. Okay, I'll, I'll try that.
Sharona: That's only for women.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, right.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. Uh, number six. Number six, I can do that.
Agent Colmes: Number six? Great.
Adrian Monk: Not four.