Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather
Adrian Monk: Okay, okay. Here's the thing. I can't have anything taped to my chest. Agent Colmes: Oh, that's fine. Come here, let me show you this. Uh, you see, these days we can put a transmitter just about anywhere on the human body. We have six options. Adrian Monk: Number one is out. Number two... Uh, you wouldn't actually shave me there, would you? Okay. No, thank you. Number three... Sharona: What if you have to sit down? Adrian Monk: Right. Good point. Number four... Even if I die, don't let them do number four. Lieutenant Disher: Number five. Adrian Monk: I'll do. Okay, I'll, I'll try that. Sharona: That's only for women. Lieutenant Disher: Oh, right. Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. Uh, number six. Number six, I can do that. Agent Colmes: Number six? Great. Adrian Monk: Not four.