Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #130
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Gets Fired
Captain Stottlemeyer: Commissioner, hi, I was just about to call you.
Commissioner Brooks: [on speaker phone] Why? To tell me how you're screwing up the case? I have a press conference tomorrow morning. What can I tell them? Do we have a suspect?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Not officially, sir. We still cannot link Paul Harley to the torso.
Commissioner Brooks: You can't find a single follicle or fiber?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We're still at the house, sir. We're still looking.
Commissioner Brooks: It's probably right under your nose. Where did you get your badge, captain? In a box of Cracker Jacks? Are you a police captain or not, hmm?
Captain Stottlemeyer: [chuckles] Yes, I am, sir.
Commissioner Brooks: Then act like one, or I'll find someone who will.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, sir, thank you. I'll talk to you later.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm not even sure that was the commissioner.
‘Mr. Monk Gets Fired’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Ms. Lennington: Mr. Monk, what would you say is your greatest strength?
Adrian Monk: Oh. Mm... [long, expectant pause] My decisiveness.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Hello, Adrian. Thank you for coming in. Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?
Adrian Monk: Well, I was married for seven years until a car bomb killed my wife. I've spent the last seven years trying to track down the people responsible for my wife's murder.
Dr. Kroger: Do you have any hobbies?
Adrian Monk: I do. I spend my free time tracking down the people who planted the car bomb that killed my wife.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, Adrian, just a little pointer here. Maybe you don't have to keep mentioning the car bomb.
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll just say bomb.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Adrian, I know you're scared, but you can't keep following me around like this. I can't afford to lose two jobs in one week. I just can't.
Adrian Monk: Where should I go?
Sharona: It's a beautiful day outside. Why don't you try taking a walk? But you just can't stay here. You're not allowed. You are not a patient.
Adrian Monk: Actually, I haven't been feeling so good.
Sharona: Really?
Adrian Monk: I think I'm may becoming down with something. [coughs] I might have caught what he has.
Sharona: So you want to be admitted?
Adrian Monk: Well...
Sharona: Mm, then I have to take your temperature.
Adrian Monk: Okay. [opens mouth]
Sharona: It's not that kind of thermometer.
Adrian Monk: You know, I think I will take that walk.
Sharona: Thought so.