Adrian Monk Quote #564
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Leight, have you ever been inside this bar before?
Steven Leight: Maybe. I don't remember.
Adrian Monk: Maybe I can refresh your memory. You were here on Wednesday just minutes after you killed your wife.
Steven Leight: Ha ha. You're crazy.
Adrian Monk: Here's what happened. You took your wife to the park, and you found a secluded area, and when you were sure no one was watching, you shot her. Then you took her jewelry to make it look like a robbery. Afterwards, you were pretty shaken up.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Cold-blooded murder has a tendency to do that.
Adrian Monk: So you decided to have a drink before you called the police. Of course, you didn't notice that the ambassador from Latvia was sitting just a few feet away. Why would you? You'd never met the man. But then your worlds collided. The coat check girl gave him your coat by mistake. From what I've seen, that happens around here all the time. Later, when she gave you the ambassador's coat, you immediately realized what had happened.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You had to get your coat back, because your wife's jewelry was still in the pocket.
Adrian Monk: It could have easily been traced.
Lieutenant Disher: If anybody found it, they'd know you'd killed her.
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Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Sir, you have to stop that train! He's all alone!
Police Officer: Okay, okay, okay. Shh, calm down. Calm down, calm down, calm down. Ma'am, this happens all the time. What's his name?
Sharona: Um, Adrian Monk.
Police Officer: Okay, how old is he?
Sharona: He's 45.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Perfect.
Sketch Artist: Thank God. All right, let's move on. Tell me about this guy's eyes.
Adrian Monk: I didn't see his eyes. He was covering his face, so... All I saw was a left ear.
Sketch Artist: What are we supposed to do with this? I can't distribute this.
Adrian Monk: I'd recognize him.
Sketch Artist: From this?
Adrian Monk: Every ear is different. They're like fingerprints.
Sharona: Hey, how's it going?
Sketch Artist: This is all that he saw.
Adrian Monk: You know what? The earlobe was a little rounder.
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Adrian Monk: You found the hotel key card, so you knew where he was staying. You ran the whole way. You probably didn't even notice that it started to rain. [to the busboy] You. It was you. You filthy, disgusting animal. You make me sick!
Busboy: Me?
Sharona: What are you doing? He's a busboy.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, don't you recognize him from the subway? He's the urinator. Urinator! It was you. Don't, don't, don't, don't try to deny it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk!
Adrian Monk: We saw what you-
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk! Could we get back to the quadruple homicide, please?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, he followed the ambassador to the hotel, the ambassador must have noticed the jewelry, Leight killed them all, switched coats, and that's how one of them was wet. You. Where were you raised? I mean, how can you live with yourself? Disgusting pig. And you work in the food service industry, for god's sake.
Sharona: Will you control yourself?
Captain Walter Cage: The ballistics check out. The wife was killed with the same gun. Mr. Leight, you're under arrest for four counts of premeditated homicide.
Adrian Monk: Sir, captain Cage, I'm going to need to borrow these handcuffs, 'cause you're going down, Mr.
Pee.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk.
Sharona: Adrian, that man took a whiz in the subway. That man killed four people in cold blood. Now, who do you think we should arrest?
Adrian Monk: ... The murderer.