Adrian Monk Quote #2695
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Dr. Bell: I have to say I've been Looking forward to this all week. I've been thinking about you. So how does it feel?
Adrian Monk: Good. I feel great.
Dr. Bell: Yeah, well, it's not a gift, you know, you earned it.
Adrian Monk: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Bell: So, are you happy?
Adrian Monk: [laughs] I'm very happy. What- Why wouldn't I be? This is what I've wanted for years, you know? All right, why- Why- Why- Why- Why do you ask that? I mean, you don't think I'm happy?
Dr. Bell: Oh, I didn't say that. No, no. I wasn't implying. No.
Adrian Monk: All right, I'm not happy. Are you happy? Nobody wants to work with me. I can't choose my own cases. The crazy cat lady keeps calling, although it's not always a cat. It's my dream job. And it's making me miserable.
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Lieutenant Disher: But they use pickaxes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, forget about the Gold Rush Killer, okay?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We're moving on.
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Natalie: Mr. Monk, you haven't even eaten your breakfast.
Adrian Monk: I'm too excited to eat.
Natalie: You don't want to be hungry. It's your first day of work.
Adrian Monk: What time is it? Roll call's at 8:30. Natalie, can you believe it? I am going to roll call. It's like I'm dreaming. Maybe I am dreaming. [pinches Natalie]
Natalie: Ow! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I'm pinching you to see if I'm dreaming.
Natalie: No, you're supposed to pinch yourself. [pinches Monk]
Adrian Monk: Aah! Well, I figured you're in the dream with me. I don't know.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're not dreaming. It's really happening.
Adrian Monk: It's really happening.