Adrian Monk Quote #2555
Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Natalie: How about a watch?
Adrian Monk: I already have a watch.
Natalie: Some people have two.
Adrian Monk: Why would I want two? Look, if you have one wristwatch you always know what time it is. If you have two, you're never sure.
Natalie: Well, Mr. Monk, I have to get you something, it's your birthday.
Adrian Monk: Don't remind me.
Natalie: And not just any birthday, you're 50 years old. That's a milestone.
Adrian Monk: You know, you don't understand.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.