Adrian Monk Quote #2420

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO

Adrian Monk: I saw something in the sky last night. Some kind of hovering thing.
Boom Boom: A hovering thing? Like a flying saucer?
Adrian Monk: Not a saucer, no. Okay, yes. Yes, it was sort of saucer-shaped. I know that sounds crazy.
Boom Boom: Not to me. I saw a ghost once.
Adrian Monk: Okay.
Boom Boom: What?
Adrian Monk: Not the same thing.
Boom Boom: I saw a ghost. It was in my stepfather's barn.
Adrian Monk: Right, right.
Boom Boom: What you saw was real but I didn't see a ghost?
Adrian Monk: There's a difference. I'm not you. I- I make my living up here. See, with my head.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes

Quote from Natalie

Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?

Quote from Adrian Monk

Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.

Quote from Natalie

Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.