Adrian Monk Quote #1159
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
Captain Stottlemeyer: So, do you, uh any ideas about the robbery?
Adrian Monk: Did you notice the back bumper, how damaged it was?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: And these side mirrors are pushed in. I don't think this armored car was driven here.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It wasn't?
Adrian Monk: No. I think it was carried somehow in the back of a bigger truck. You see the tire tracks from a larger vehicle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're right. It was probably an 18-wheeler about 14 feet wide. So they brought the armored car here, they unload it. How did they get the drivers out of the cab?
Adrian Monk: With this. A piece of rubber tubing. They drilled the hole here in the Plexiglas.
Captain Stottlemeyer: They gassed them out.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: You and Monk were there, right? Did you notice anything?
Adrian Monk: No, I wasn't really on my game. I have this thing about dentists. Kroger calls it a supermegaphobia. If germs are here and snakes are here, the dentists are... You see that branch up there? The second one from the top? The one above that one.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings] I'm tired of sucking up And I'm tired of sucking up and working for the man Keeping people down 'cause the law says I can Cuff my brothers and sisters that's not the way to be But honey those days are gone Cause baby I am free I don't need a badge to tell me wrong from right I don't need a badge to tell me day from night I don't need a badge because my eyes can see I don't need a badge 'cause baby I am free.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is Randy we're talking about. He would do anything for you.
Adrian Monk: And I would do anything for him except this, Natalie. I can't do it. I have a thing about dentists.
Natalie: You have a thing about everything.
Adrian Monk: That's true, but dentists are in a separate category altogether, okay? I can't even discuss it. I can't even think about discussing it. I can't even talk about thinking about discussing it.
Natalie: Okay, Mr. Monk, everybody's afraid of dentists.
Adrian Monk: Not like this. Not like this.
Natalie: Okay, okay, okay. How afraid are you? On a scale of 1 to 10.
Adrian Monk: Ha, 10? I am so far beyond 10, I laugh at your 10s. I lie awake at night dreaming about 10s. The chair and the probing and the drilling and the rinsing.