Lieutenant Disher Quote #98

Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and Little Monk

Lieutenant Disher: Captain, you know that list of all the people who worked at Sherry Judd's house in the last year?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No.
Lieutenant Disher: I cross-checked it against registered motorcycle owners. We got two hits.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, good, let's take one and give one to Monk.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir. Which one?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Doesn't matter. [Disher deliberates] Just pick one.
Lieutenant Disher: One potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, a woman is dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir. My mother told me to pick the... [Stottlemeyer grabs one of the cards]

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Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: She was your great grandmother? Tell me about her.
Sherry Judd: I never met her. She was a famous suffragette. She went to jail for the right to vote.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe they were making a statement. Like a political thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You mean they broke into the house, and they beat a woman to death, then defaced the painting because they had trouble with the 19th amendment?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes. I mean, no. It's a mystery.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Michael Norfleet: Monk? From junior high?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Michael Norfleet: Sherry told me all about you. About how you never took a single gym class.
Adrian Monk: I had a note.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sherry Judd: I love this one. Look at their faces. I wonder what they're thinking.
Adrian Monk: She's planning to murder him.
Sherry Judd: What?
Adrian Monk: She's about to feed him amanita mushrooms. You can tell by the little white spots. It's a deadly poison.
Sherry Judd: Maybe she doesn't know.
Adrian Monk: Oh, she knows. He's been hitting her. She's swollen. See the bruises on her arms and her left eye. She knows what she's doing.
Sherry Judd: Must be hard. To be you. To see everything.
Adrian Monk: It's awful.