Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #154
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Monk! You awake? Listen, there was a murder here last week. You know Daniel Thorn?
Adrian Monk: Daniel Thorn?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Daniel Thorn. The son of a bitch murdered his wife and he tried to make it look like an accident. I can prove it. Monk, I solved the case. At least I think I did. [to waitress] Hey, hey. Keep 'em coming. Hot pants!
Adrian Monk: Have you been drinking?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who, me? Uh, yeah, a little bit. Listen, Monk, I need you, man. I need you to come to Vegas. I need a second opinion. I'm staying at the, uh, Monticello Casino, uh, room 3473.
Adrian Monk: Vegas. Las Vegas?
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Where's your boyfriend?
Natalie: I sent him out. I told him I needed a special kind of shampoo.
Adrian Monk: Boy, it's like you have superpowers.
Natalie: It's a gift.
Adrian Monk: And a curse?
Natalie: No, just a gift.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: No, I- I can't be the victim. I'm the detective. I have to step back and observe the scene.
Natalie: Yeah, well, I can observe stuff, too. A. This is a crime scene.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no, you don't.... You don't know what to look for. Okay? I mean, we have a system. It's a good system. There's an old saying: "Don't change anything... ever."
Natalie: That's an old saying?
Adrian Monk: I've been saying it for years.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Daniel Thorn: Look, why why don't you just relax here, Mr. Monk, huh? You're in Las Vegas, do some gambling. I'd be happy to comp you and your friend here.
Adrian Monk: I don't gamble.
Daniel Thorn: Well, then have a drink.
Adrian Monk: Don't drink.
Daniel Thorn: Well, you don't gamble, you don't drink. You wanna know a secret? I don't, either. You and I, we got a lot in common, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: Yes, we do. My wife was murdered, too.
Daniel Thorn: No, Sheryl wasn't murdered.
Adrian Monk: I think she was.