Adrian Monk Quote #576

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Panic Room

Sharona: Oh, he's scared to death. [to the monkey] Come on, baby.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, don't touch him. Don't touch it. Don't... Now, you're going, you're going to have to be quarantined, and you will, too. You all will.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Panic Room’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Captain Stottlemeyer: They call it a panic room. I know that's a difficult concept, because for you, every room is a panic room.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you for coming. We've got a very bizarre situation here. I could use a second opinion.
Lieutenant Disher: Third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, I already told you what I thought, so this would be a third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Whatever. A third opinion.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: Monk, can I run a theory by you?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Lieutenant Disher: Suicide by monkey.
Adrian Monk: Suicide by monkey?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, what if Ian Blackburn trained the chimp to shoot him in the panic room?
Adrian Monk: Why would he do that?
Lieutenant Disher: So his wife could collect on the insurance. Thus, suicide by monkey.
Sharona: Thus, theory by monkey.
Adrian Monk: Randy, Ian Blackburn had a $100,000 life insurance policy. Chloe is worth, what, $20 million? It doesn't seem worth it.
Lieutenant Disher: That's true.
Sharona: You keep thinking, butch.