Adrian Monk Quote #570

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Panic Room

Sharona: Benjy, I am so disappointed in you, and you were lucky you weren't expelled.
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh.
Benjy: What?
Adrian Monk: Oh, the band-aid is-
Benjy: It's okay. It doesn't have to be perfect. [Monk rips it off] Ow!
Adrian Monk: You'll heal faster if it's straighter.

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Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you for coming. We've got a very bizarre situation here. I could use a second opinion.
Lieutenant Disher: Third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, I already told you what I thought, so this would be a third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Whatever. A third opinion.

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Captain Stottlemeyer: They call it a panic room. I know that's a difficult concept, because for you, every room is a panic room.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Oh, he's scared to death. [to the monkey] Come on, baby.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, don't touch him. Don't touch it. Don't... Now, you're going, you're going to have to be quarantined, and you will, too. You all will.