Ambrose Monk Quote #2

Quote from Ambrose Monk in Mr. Monk and the Three Pies

Sharona: Hey. Did you write this?
Ambrose Monk: Yes.
Sharona: I have this answering machine. This is a very good manual. All the steps are very clear.
Ambrose Monk: I'm sure you noticed the typo.
Sharona: Uh, no.
Ambrose Monk: It's on page 42. [speaks German] It should read... [speaks German]
Sharona: You wrote the German part too?
Adrian Monk: Ambrose can speak seven languages.
Ambrose Monk: Seven and a half. I'm teaching myself Mandarin.
Adrian Monk: That'll come in handy.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Three Pies’ Quotes

Quote from Ambrose Monk

Sharona: Did you call the police?
Ambrose Monk: Oh, no. They... They no longer respond to my complaints because I call them more often than I should. I'd like to complain to them about it, but they no longer respond to my complaints.

Quote from Ambrose Monk

Ambrose Monk: That's easy for you to say. You've always been the fearless one.
Adrian Monk: Here it comes.
Ambrose Monk: You should have seen him. Going into stores and buying things, all by himself when he was 15.
Sharona: Wow.
Ambrose Monk: Driving a car when he was 24. Going out on dates... Going out on dates with women at 26 years of age.
Sharona: He's a regular Evel Knievel.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: You like The Who?
Adrian Monk: The what?
Sharona: The rock band The Who. You have the album.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. All the kids enjoyed the rock-and-roll singing groups.
Sharona: And the 49ers?
Adrian Monk: Now they were a great band.
Sharona: They're a football team.
Adrian Monk: I know.
Sharona: You were just trying to fit in, weren't you?
Adrian Monk: No. ... Yes.
Sharona: This might be the saddest room I've ever seen.