Adrian Monk Quote #176
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Earthquake
Adrian Monk: And there's no way he could have been nominated for a Pulitzer.
Sharona: Maybe he's a good writer.
Adrian Monk: It's not that. The Pulitzer is only for American journalism. He said that story was published in Australia.
Sharona: So what? Maybe he's trying to impress me. Maybe he likes me. Ugh. God. And you're scaring him away. Gail's trying to seduce him, and I'm stuck in the middle as usual.
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‘Mr. Monk and the Earthquake’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Uh, Adrian, listen. Now that you're home, there's something we have to talk about.
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh.
Sharona: I haven't been paid since the earthquake.
Adrian Monk: Are you sure?
Sharona: Yeah. It's been three weeks. Here's your checkbook.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: That's not funny.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: Okay, will ya stop it? You owe me money.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: I know you're faking it.
Adrian Monk: I'm not faking it!
Sharona: You just spoke English!
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Gail Fleming: Okay, I got one!
Sharona: It's a movie. Uh, six words.
Adrian Monk: The Man Who Came to Dinner.
Gail Fleming: How did you know that?
Adrian Monk: It's a movie about a houseguest who wouldn't leave. Six words. You were looking at me.
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Darryl Wright: Benjy, it's my turn. You take it.
Benjy: Okay.
Darryl Wright: Off you go. A fast game is a good game.
Benjy: Um...
Sharona: It's a movie.
Adrian Monk: Spider-Man.
Benjy: He's right.
Adrian Monk: Well, he's seen he's seen the movie 20 times, and he was just reading the comic, so I figured...
Sharona: He's 11 years old. Let him have fun.