Adrian Monk: And there's no way he could have been nominated for a Pulitzer.
Sharona: Maybe he's a good writer.
Adrian Monk: It's not that. The Pulitzer is only for American journalism. He said that story was published in Australia.
Sharona: So what? Maybe he's trying to impress me. Maybe he likes me. Ugh. God. And you're scaring him away. Gail's trying to seduce him, and I'm stuck in the middle as usual.