Adrian Monk Quote #8
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Captain Stottlemeyer: Now, you just stay out of my way, and we'll be fine.
Adrian Monk: Yes, sir. And I'm sure you and Karen will work things out.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What did you say?
Adrian Monk: You and your wife you're having some problems.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are you talking about? Karen and I are fine. We're 100%.
Adrian Monk: Yes, sir. My mistake. Um, never been happier to be wrong.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Monk, come here. How did you know that?
Adrian Monk: You missed a spot shaving. Karen would have caught that. And your necktie, she always ties it for you. She used that double slipknot. Conclusion you dressed yourself. And, uh, the Ramada Inn cup. Send her some roses maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: When we get in there, you don't say anything.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.