Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #1
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Captain Stottlemeyer: Excellent. The candidate is waiting for us upstairs. I wanted to make this crystal clear. You're here because the mayor thinks you can walk on water, but you're a civilian now, Monk. You have observer status only, okay? When I'm in there, I talk. You say nothing, understand? Look, Monk, when I took your badge three years ago, I told you nothing would give me more pleasure than to see you reinstated, and I meant that. But you're obviously not ready.
Adrian Monk: Is that you talking or the uniform?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I am the uniform, Monk. You didn't understand that back when I was your watch commander.
‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.