Adrian Monk Quote #3

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate

Lieutenant Gitomer: Anything else?
Adrian Monk: Yes, he's tall. He's 6'3", maybe 6'4". What about the pilot light? Because, you know, sometimes it goes out.
Sharona: The pilot light is fine.
Adrian Monk: Do you remember the last time it almost went out?
Sharona: Do you want me to drive back to the city and check the stove?
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona: Is that what you're telling me to do?
Adrian Monk: No, no, no. Would you? Could you? That would be great.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.

Quote from Sharona

Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.