Adrian Monk Quote #2694
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Donna DiMarco: Thank you for coming. Did you work with Russell?
Adrian Monk: I only met him once at the station. We talked about computers. I do have a couple of questions. Is this a bad time?
Dr. Kroger: I-is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: It'll just take a second. Were you and Russell planning a vacation?
Donna DiMarco: Yes.
Adrian Monk: To the Cayman islands.
Donna DiMarco: That's right.
Adrian Monk: Was that his idea? To go to the Caymans?
Donna DiMarco: He wanted to surprise me. He bought the tickets last week.
Adrian Monk: Oh, last week? Why the Caymans? Did he have a bank account there?
Donna DiMarco: A bank account?
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: Monk, what are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I'm just paying my respects. He was a great guy. We're all gonna miss him. Yeah. Did he ever say anything to you about offshore accounts? Hiding money?
Donna DiMarco: What are you saying? Are you- Are you accusing Russell of something?
Sgt. Danny Weaver: Hey, captain, you better get him the hell out of here before we have to.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Come on, Monk, I want to show you something.
Adrian Monk: What- What- What is it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's outside.
Adrian Monk: What- What is it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's you not getting beat up.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'd like to see that.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, first item of business is the pickaxe killer.
Lieutenant Disher: Gold Rush Killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's not the Gold Rush Killer, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: But they use pickaxes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, forget about the Gold Rush Killer, okay?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We're moving on.
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Adrian Monk: Mrs. DiMarco. Mrs. DiMarco, I'm so sorry for your loss. My name is Adrian Monk. I'm a former detective. Actually, I'm a former former detective.
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Natalie: Mr. Monk, you haven't even eaten your breakfast.
Adrian Monk: I'm too excited to eat.
Natalie: You don't want to be hungry. It's your first day of work.
Adrian Monk: What time is it? Roll call's at 8:30. Natalie, can you believe it? I am going to roll call. It's like I'm dreaming. Maybe I am dreaming. [pinches Natalie]
Natalie: Ow! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I'm pinching you to see if I'm dreaming.
Natalie: No, you're supposed to pinch yourself. [pinches Monk]
Adrian Monk: Aah! Well, I figured you're in the dream with me. I don't know.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're not dreaming. It's really happening.
Adrian Monk: It's really happening.